I Would believe that most Fathers start out Feeling like this!
Then sort of grow into the Life long Position!
They all have one thing in common, they all have
Dadisms....................
Don't ask me, ask your mother.
I'll play catch after I read the paper.
Coffee will stunt your growth.
A little dirt never hurt anyone--just wipe it off..
Get your elbows off the table.
This is your last warning.
I'm not just talking to hear my own voice!
Stop crying or I'll give you a reason to cry.
Don't forget to check your oil.
You're only young once.
You're gonna like it, whether you like it or not!
The early bird gets the worm. Rise and shine!
If your friend jumped off a bridge would you?
You have things so easy!
Don't look at me in that tone of voice!
What do you think this is, your birthday?
How many times do I have to pound that into your head?
What part of NO don't you understand?
I don't care what other people are doing! I'm not everybody else's father!
Didn't your teacher learn you anything?!
Two wrongs do not make a right.
Don't use that tone with me!
Am I talking to a brick wall?
If I catch you doing that one more time, I'll...
Wipe your feet!
Enough is enough!
Don't make me stop the car!
What did I just get finished telling you
You'll realize the value of money once you start earning.
Turn off those lights. Do you think I am made of money?
Now you listen to ME, Buster!
I told you... Now see.
I told you, keep your eye on the ball.
This will hurt me a lot more than it hurts you.
We're not lost. I'm just not sure where we are.
When I was your age, I treated MY father with respect.
As long as you live under my roof, you'll live by my rules.
I'll tell you why. Because I said so. That's why.
Do what I say, not what I do.
but no matter what WE ALL LOVE FATHERS!
