Sunday, February 10, 2008

WHAT HAPPENED TO FAKE BOOBS?


i remember my great grandma, we were young at that time i think my mother was pregnant. she, my great grandma
could only babysit once in awhile she was old,round,looked like she had whiskers and always snapping a kitchen towel at us. well us me and my two brothers,i was the oldest, guess i still am? anyways there were all boy,now my great grandma
always wore one of those house dresses, well thats what they told us they were,they kind with big pockets,low fronts
since everything was going south anyways! now she was kinda different we had a great aunt bunny she was strange,no really,and we would have to kiss her goodbye on holidays yuck!!! she had whiskers and big lips ok !! we had a relative who would take her dentures out oh my gosh we would roll for what seemed hours! but great grandma had a fake boob no other way to say it, it was a fake boob! now my brothers were like three and six, now dont let the number three give you any preset ideas he was more like an eight year old !! my great grandma would bend over, when your little you always seem to be on the floor,she would bend down slowly, the crack of her breast would begin to show, then the top of her bra and boom out would come the fake boob it would sometimes bounce off the hard wood floor and off it went my brothers always seem to get their hands on it before she could. and the chase was off my brothers laughing running ,my great grandma yelling ,chasing them threating every thing you could imagine! i remember thinking that it almost looked like barbie that fleshy color they use for her. also it was filled with some watery liquid, we always wondered what it was!well as luck seems to go when your little,one time my parents came thru the door while this chase in the living room dining area was going on, furniture everywhere nick nacks. my father,his face you must understand that he was balding on the top of his head and when he got mad, really mad his face would turn red and the color would spread upwards to the very top of his head.he would yell but you really could not make out what he was saying, you just knew at that point were all getting it. we had embarrassed him to a point of scratching at his pride. breast cancer was not really ever discussed back then,i remembering we would try and figure how my great grandma lost her breast? no i mean lost,we were young ! she was so casual about it some times she didnt even wear it.( i always thought it was because of my brothers),other times it would fall on to the kitchen counter or the ironing board and she would just pick it up and plop it back in! sometimes on the way out the door she would have to turn back and go get it! well that was the way it use to be forty years ago,sure things are different now ...

Thursday, January 31, 2008

WHAT HAPPENED TO WOMANHOOD?

WHAT HAPPENED THE ART OF BEING A WOMAN?
WHERE DID THE FEMININE WOMAN GO? WHERE DID THE BALANCED LIFE OF A PLEASING (by GOD,by MAN, by OTHERS) HAPPY,STYLISH,AND YES SEXUALLY CONTENT WIFE AND/OR MOTHER DAUGHTER SISTER AUNT FRIEND NEIGHBOR GO? WHAT HAPPENED TO HUSBANDS THAT WANTED TO GO HOME,EVEN THOUGHT OF WAYS TO BE THERE MORE? MEN WHO PROUD TO BRING PEOPLE HOME, INVITE THE GUYS OVER, HUG THEIR CHILDREN GOODNIGHT AND KISSES HIS WOMAN (his PRINCESS,his HEART,his LOVER)BEFORE SHE SLIPS OFF TO BED. WHY CANT WOMEN BE HAPPY, CONTENT,SATISFIED ?